Tuesday, May 17, 2011

It's just crazy...the one labeled "Beyond the Night" and the one labeled "Twenty Minutes Into The Future" are switched. If I log onto one I get the other...

How stupid is that?

Oh, BTW, Batgirl? Just because.

I Just Don't Understand...

Apparently, the blog that I call, "The NightFly, Beyond the Night" is actually the blog called, "The NightFly, Twenty Minutes Into The Future". Don't ask, because I can't explain.

BUT! Here we are, Twenty Minutes...that's what we have with each other.

If you had twenty minutes with someone you love...what would you do?

Would you make love? Would you hold them closely and tell them how much you love them? Would you freak out and not want to touch them at all?

Or would you....

Sunday, May 15, 2011

How Long, Oh Lord?

Many people these days like to call their children after biblical people...Jedidiah, Rachel, Conner...oh, well, that wasn't in the Bible but it is popular. But, I'm rather thinking that one family, somewhere in the United States called their little boy Noah.

I say that because it has been raining for 40 days and 40 nights in my part of the world and I'M DAMNED TIRED OF IT! God promised that he would never destroy the world by water ever again. Well, I'm pretty damned drenched!!! And I watch as everyone goes over the edge...we are ALL tired of the rain. DAMNED TIRED!

I recently said to a friend, "If I wanted to live in Seattle or the freakin' RAINFOREST, I WOULD MOVE THERE!"

Violent crime is up. Liquor sales are up. Incidents of people just freaking out are UP!

"Who'll stop the rain?"

Please, God, let us see the sun again.

As George said,
"Little Darlin', Here comes the Sun".


Saturday, May 7, 2011

Twenty Minutes...And Here I am again!

Welcome back, he said to himself. You've been away for a long time. And we have missed you.

And I am sad that I've been away for so long.

Welcome back...I'm so glad to see you!

A Wallet With Eyes!

Today, I speak of Eartha Kitt...a wallet with eyes! It's not funny to anyone except me and my brother...my only remaining brother. It's not funny...but yet, it is!

Look at the leathery face, the teeth, the eyes....a Wallet With Eyes!

That's all...just wanted to make fun of Eartha this morning.

I'm done.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Throwin a Fit!

You know, I had an image that I wanted to upload, but I couldn't. It was an image of a young person in the midst of throwing a tantrum. He was crying loudly and laying on the floor and, once his Grandmama got his ass out of the library, I spoke loudly and clearly. To Wit:

"I sure as hell wish I could lay on the floor and cry and scream and say "NO!!!!" when things don't go my way!"

Okay, that was pretty freakin' childish for me to say, but, hey, I'm a drunk and I get to say what I want. I still don't get to lay down on the floor and say "NO!" a billion times. I don't get to writhe around on the floor and cry and bitch and moan. NO!!!!! I don't get to do that! But that's because I'm 50 f---ing years old! Not 2!

But there will come that day that I get to lay on the floor, writhing around and screaming, at the top of whatever lungs I still have left...."NO!!!"

How cool will that be? And can I start training for that today?